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5ubway:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THEY FOUND IT

AFTER 10 YEARS THEY FOUND THE HD VERISON OF THIS SONG

GOD BLESS

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Somebody, who shall remain nameless but who knows who they are, deserves a great big old this right now:

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Why? Because this friend of mine bought me a pair of really super pretty clip-on earrings!

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The color is slightly washed out in the picture, but they’re this darker green kinda emeraldy color. They’re really pretty and as soon as I think my ears are fully healed I’ll start wearing them!

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thebicker:

Want to feel even more enraged about the privileged one-percenters who own your politicians and write your laws? Have I got a hate-read for you!

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  • Gene Roddenberry: Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there
  • JJ Abrams: lets just... lets just bLOW UP vulcan and commit genocide
  • You know as nice a thought as this is, the fact that they're putting those words into Gene Roddenberry's mouth, when Gene was horribly sexist who monopolized his control over the franchise to where no one could ever write in his world because all of his characters were perfect, except in the ways they were sexist and racist and all sorts of things. Say what you will about the occasional bit of progressivism but to call old Trek all that more progressive than nuTrek is, to be frank, bullshit. And I say that as a lifelong Trekkie, who can and will happily back up her claims if challenged.
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siphersaysstuff:

fuckyeahmst3k:

fuisonplank23:

Hey, fuckyeahmst3k; they had TV’s Frank and Pearl as ponies as well.

I am feeling faint.

… second banana and Chicken in a Biskit cutie marks.

Oh my god. I just read that comic and I didn’t even realize! Pearl~ Frank~

siphersaysstuff:

fuckyeahmst3k:

fuisonplank23:

Hey, fuckyeahmst3k; they had TV’s Frank and Pearl as ponies as well.

I am feeling faint.

… second banana and Chicken in a Biskit cutie marks.

Oh my god. I just read that comic and I didn’t even realize! Pearl~ Frank~

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pinklikeme:

clementive:

Ok. I’m tired of the typical vampire, werewolf and fairy.I’m also tired of the occidental-centrism in mythology. Hence, this list.

I tried to included as many cultural variants as I could find and think of. (Unfortunately, I was restricted by language. Some…

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rwlart:

I want to rub the tummy.

rwlart:

I want to rub the tummy.

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lorddanty:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
I’M DONE.
 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lorddanty:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

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Was reading the new comic to cheer myself up and saw this. I want to see art of Pinkieswirl the Bearded now.

Was reading the new comic to cheer myself up and saw this. I want to see art of Pinkieswirl the Bearded now.

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rwlart:

Earth ponies having fun.

rwlart:

Earth ponies having fun.

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agentcoulsonsupernanny:

Okay. Okay. 

Whenever we reblog those lists of hotlines for people to call in an emotional crisis, part of me always thinks, “you know what? Talking on the phone fucking blows.”

And I’ve spoken to people mid-crisis who ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to call a number, because you know what? Talking on the phone fucking blows. IM is alright, typing things out to a faceless screen, it’s so much easier than using your voice most of the time. If only there was some sort of chat-based hotline-

There is? It’s here?!

HUZZAH!

IMAlive is an IM-based support center, run entirely by well-trained volunteers who seriously do give a shit. It’s free, it’s confidential, and it WORKS. 

If you’re hurting right now, PLEASE CLICK THE LINK.

If you’re feeling alright, but give half a damn about the people around you, SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS.

I want everyone to know this exists. This is an option. You don’t have to be afraid.

Come and talk.

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abalidoth:

The Hairy Ball theorem: any continuous tangent vector field on an n-sphere vanishes at at least one point.

Or, put another way, you can’t comb all the hair down on a sphere without a cowlick somewhere. You can, on the other hand, comb a torus or a Klein bottle smoothly.

Another consequence of this theorem: since “wind direction and speed” is a continuous vector function on the 2-sphere (the Earth’s surface) the Hairy Ball theorem says that at any given time, there’s at least one spot on the Earth’s surface where the wind isn’t blowing at all.

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moosefeels:

i am a really big believer in ot3’s because i’m increasingly of the opinion that the best way to solve a love triangle is to turn it into a love tricycle that you ride straight to crazy sex bed.

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scinerds:

dynastylnoire:

policymic:

Scientists find poverty literally makes kids sicker

According to a study published Monday in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, children from unstable, low-income homes are genetically predisposed to poor health. The researchers studied the DNA of 40 9-year-old African-American boys from stressful, disadvantaged backgrounds, and compared them with the DNA of boys with the same age and ethnicity who came from privileged families.
What they found was shocking: The environmental stress that the boys in the former group were exposed to changed their genetic material. The premature aging of their telomeres left them more vulnerable to physical and mental illness; those who had a genetic sensitivity to dopamine and serotonin — the neurochemicals associated with happiness and pleasure — were at even greater risk.
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…..this is news?
news that really isn’t news

Things that have been said for years but now academia confirms as true… Now suddenly it’s a recognized travesty.
It’s always been horrifying.
The proof was not necessary to make any efforts to better this issue as a society. Should have just been done anyways…

Assuming, of course, that anyone will give a damn even with white man style proof.

scinerds:

dynastylnoire:

policymic:

Scientists find poverty literally makes kids sicker

According to a study published Monday in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, children from unstable, low-income homes are genetically predisposed to poor health. The researchers studied the DNA of 40 9-year-old African-American boys from stressful, disadvantaged backgrounds, and compared them with the DNA of boys with the same age and ethnicity who came from privileged families.

What they found was shocking: The environmental stress that the boys in the former group were exposed to changed their genetic material. The premature aging of their telomeres left them more vulnerable to physical and mental illness; those who had a genetic sensitivity to dopamine and serotonin — the neurochemicals associated with happiness and pleasure — were at even greater risk.

Read more | Follow policymic

…..this is news?

news that really isn’t news

Things that have been said for years but now academia confirms as true… Now suddenly it’s a recognized travesty.

It’s always been horrifying.

The proof was not necessary to make any efforts to better this issue as a society. Should have just been done anyways…

Assuming, of course, that anyone will give a damn even with white man style proof.